Oh, this post is long over due, not only do I mean blogging in general but this specific entry. My very good friend, Kyle Heard resides in Gainesville Georgia. Yep, the good ol' south. Recently, he had a real cock sucker of a buddy have a "blog" written about him. To say the least, Kyle (pictured top left) was upset no one had yet to write about him. So i would like to take a little time to really boost my friends ego, and let him know anyone can have a blog written about them, not just cock suckers.
Kyle was born in a small town outside of Laloonsherd Alaska. Raised to an elite dog sled team of 21 furry pups, his mother and father were 3 year Iditarod champions, hoping young kyle would follow in there mushy tennis racketed footsteps.
But from the age of 7 to the age of 12, kyle struggled with an adulterated drinking dilemma. "Rising with the Shine" as he would always say, Kyle was destined to a life of drinking, women, probation, and mind numbing pot smoking.
Kyle use to have this buddy named (for this story we'll call him Lame. Lame (real cock sucker. bad attitude problem. kleptomaniac.) This dude use to steal shit from chainsaw's house and deny it. He use to get his haircut in the back of the pizza place he use to work at. Joke's on that dude now, he has a kid.
What did that have to did that dude have to do with anything? Nothing really. I just like how his fatass use to get his haircut in the pizza place. Anyways, one day "Lame" shot Mr. Heard with a B.B. gun he stole from chainsaw's house, long story short, kyle spent some time in jail. Probie popped K-man with a piss test and landed him in the dog house.
Kyle use to ask chainsaw too urinate in small shampoo bottles for him, so he could pass his drug tests. What a great thinker!
Anways Kyle Heard dreamy dude mixing blues, folk-rock, indie and roots all in one to create a heartfelt expression and from my personal accounts, a very honest man.
So to my friend K-man, anyone can have a blog written about them. Not just cocksuckers.
-Chainsaw
I bet your friend did that wallpaper job himself. I've heard about his wallpaperins'. Some of the best country kitchen shit known in the greater Gainesville area.
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